here's proof of what can happen when a woman drags her highly disinterested husband or bf along when shopping.

this letter was sent by a british hypermart to a customer in oxford:

dear mrs murray,while we thank yu for ur patronage and use of our store's loyaty card, the manager of our store is considering banning yu and ur family from shopping with us, unless ur husband stops his antics. below's a list of his offences in the past months, all verified by our CCTVs:

15 june - took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in pple's trolleys while they're not looking
2 july - set all alarm clocks to go off at 5min intervals
14 august - moved a "caution, wet floor" sign to a carpeted area
4 october - darted around d store suspiciously, loudly humming the MISSIN IMPOSSIBLE TUNE
18 december - hid in a clothing rack and yelled "pick me, pick me!"
23 december - went into a fitting room, shut the door, then yelled very loudly "there's no toilet paper in here!!!"

yours sincerely,
store manager
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i love newpaper.